So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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