Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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