But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Randomize
