god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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