make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
3pm strippers are depressing
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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