have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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