Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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