is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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