i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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