white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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