these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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