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the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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