We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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