Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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