ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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