i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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