nut hugger
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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