at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
We smell like vodka and hangover
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