Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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