so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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