I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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