First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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