Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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