This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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