I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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