I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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