So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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