good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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