Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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