I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
