belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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