She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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