Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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