would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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