Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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