Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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