Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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