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farters have to be the big spoon...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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