I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Randomize