I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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