Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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