I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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