next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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