so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
i think im in europe. pls send help
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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