Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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