Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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