I think I won the penis lottery.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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