I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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