i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he thought i was a dude.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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