spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".