you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video