No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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